The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
75%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.