The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.