The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.