The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.