The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.