The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.