The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.