The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.