The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dowdle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.