The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.