The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.