The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.