The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.