The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Ref: "Number Dowdle, that's a flag." Dowdle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
87%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.