The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.