The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.