The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.