The Phantom Flag Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.