The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.