The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.