The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dowdle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.