The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.