The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Dowdle's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.