The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.