The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
- Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.