The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.