The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Dowdle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.