The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.