The Snap Count Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Dowdle will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.