The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dowdle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dowdle gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
76%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.