The Mystery Tweak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Dowdle runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.