The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.