The Hamstring Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dowdle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.