The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dowdle gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
- Dowdle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.