The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dowdle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.