The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.