The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dowdle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.