The Late Scratch Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dowdle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dowdle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.