The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Ref: "Number Dowdle, that's a flag." Dowdle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dowdle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.