The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dowdle's stadium. Only over Dowdle.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
85%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Dowdle, Dowdle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.