The Garbage-Time Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dowdle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.