The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Coach says Dowdle is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- Dowdle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dowdle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dowdle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.