The Stuffed Run Hex of Rico Dowdle
Rico Dowdle · PIT · RB
“Dowdle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Carolina's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dowdle's week
- The broadcast shows Dowdle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dowdle gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dowdle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rico Dowdle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rico Dowdle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rico Dowdle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.