The Hamstring Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Patterson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patterson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.