The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Patterson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patterson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.