The Wind Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Patterson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Patterson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.