The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Patterson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Patterson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Patterson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Patterson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.