The Mystery Tweak Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Patterson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Patterson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.