The Phantom Flag Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“The broadcast shows Patterson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- Patterson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Patterson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patterson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.