The Wind Hex of Riley Patterson
Riley Patterson · BAL · K
“Patterson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Patterson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Patterson's stadium. Only over Patterson.
- Patterson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Patterson, Patterson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Riley Patterson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Riley Patterson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Riley Patterson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.